Sunday, June 17, 2012

Episode 11

Billy-

DO NOT send me any more emails until youse read this. Youse are not going to believe this!! We may even be in some kind of trouble. I don't know yet. I noticed on the last mail that you sent that there was another email address on the cc line. I am thinking we are sending our emails to someone else and not knowing it. I went back and checked our older emails. Sure enough, same thing. I am wondering - who is this person? So, I do a bit of detective work on the internet. You would've been proud of me, Bro. I nailed her! I got all the info. on this woman we cc'd. She has been reading our emails. But, here's the bad part. You are not going to be believing this. Seems she has a blog. Its a new thing - like ceviche. This blog is like your own personal website. So, this chick that we are copying by accident on our emails has been COPYING OUR EMAILS ONTO HER BLOG AND THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD IS READING THEM! I told you you would not believe it. Its bad, Bro. Stuff about owgraying otpay. And ootbay egginglay alcoholay.

But, I got to thinking about it and no one can do anything to us for just talking about stuff, know what I mean? Talk is talk and its a free country. But, still I wanted to get even with her cause really - what the hell. So, I did more detective work and I find out this chick is big stuff on Twitter. Like blogging and ceviche, it is a new thing where you send little messages to people. Anyway, you remember David Snape from high school? Well, turns out HE is big stuff on this Twitter thing too! Small world, I know. So, I got him to call her out on Twitter! I know! Epic - right? And, then, get this - he BLOCKED her.

So, yea. I think she is going to think twice before she messes with us again, Bro. But, just to be on the safe side, be really careful not to cc anyone when you send me emails in the future. Talk to youse later.

Jud


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This post was written as part of a competition involving the Billy/Jud saga over at ODNT. Take my word for it - it's hilarious!! But, it is too much for me to explain here! Just click over and take a look!

8 comments:

  1. Oh. My. God. That is SO FUNNY! You really did your homework, didn't you? I'm so flattered that you took that kind of time. The David Snape comment made me choke on my Diet Coke. Thanks so much for entering.

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    1. LOL!!! I spent like an hour reading your blog posts so I could write something decent :)

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  2. I think I need to read the bottom first as I was confused again..lol

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    1. LOL! I need to start putting the prompts for these flash fiction prompts at the TOP!

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  3. Okay, Libby, you are just a hoot! Gotta check out the OldDogNewTits stuff!

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    1. Yea - it is kinda a long story...but, its hysterical!

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    1. LOL - that was actually really fun!

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